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Dennis Rodman Channeling Regina George RE: North Korea
It’s no news to anyone that Dennis Rodman managed to find the time between not-being-famous-anymore and piercing appointments at Clare’s in the mall to go to North Korea and giggle with his new BFF....
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From Caracas: 24 Hours Post-Chavez
It’s a beautiful day here in Caracas, Venezuela. I snapped this a few hours ago. Things are quiet. Oddly and eerily quiet. Stores are closed. Normally the roads are clogged like bad arteries, but today...
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5 Simple Tips for “Learning” Spanish As An Adult
“Yay Spanish! This’ll be so easy! I’ll move to Caracas, and I’ll be fluent in a couple months. Que rico! Jajajajaja!” said The Overly Confident Pre-International Move Awful Taylor Swift version of me....
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Taylor Swift, You Are Annoying Me Right Now.
I have not been my best self lately. There is a lot of misappropriated anger in my life. The anger has conjured up images of slapping a puggle or rolling my grandmother down a hill in a garbage can....
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5 Soulful 90′s Songs for the Strong, Independent Woman [Guest Post]
GUEST POST By: Whitney Bianca Field When I was 12 years young, I began harboring a deep resentment towards my parents. As I looked at my mousey brown hair, my pale white skin, my very own brace-face,...
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5 **More** Must-Eat Pretentious Foods
Question for you: Since our last adventure with must-consume gastrointestinal delicacies, have you managed to book your luxury safari in Africa or get an invite on George Clooney’s yacht for the Cannes...
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A Letter to My Childhood Piano Teacher About Gay Marriage
I recently wrote to a childhood piano teacher, who had expressed a hard stance against gay marriage. I felt compelled to do so because she was truly one of my favorite people as a child. I think it’s...
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Why the Gays Relate to Downton Abbey
Wow, y’all. I’m a little [fashionably] late to the party, but Downton Abbey is the shit. Like, a potpouri-infused, gold-plated and gift-wrapped awesome kind of shit. No wonder all the gays I know are...
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My “Life” Via Selfies
First and foremost, I must apologize to the readership of QuarterLyfeCrisis. Output of awesome/terrible posts has slowed. QuarterLyfeCrisis is in a recession, but we shall prevail and continue to...
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7 Favorite Things @ The Kentucky Derby
In a few short days, I will be attending my 2nd Kentucky Derby, which for those of you who haven’t heard (I am laughing my WASPiest of laughs right now at you), is the premier horse race in the United...
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Things I’ve Broken
I seem to break a lot of things. It annoys me. It pains me. I cry a little sometimes. Other times I just roll my eyes, smile and giggle and say, “THAT’S JUST CLASSIC DRAKE TEEHEEHEE!” Just kidding, I...
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Outfits I Don’t Care For
I’m not claiming to be an excellent dresser; on the contrary, I adorn myself every day all day in solid-colored Target t-shirts that I might refer to as “slim-fitting” and others might refer to as “fit...
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I Miss the World of Instant Messaging
In the wise words of a typical Facebook status of a 20-year old girl with pink low-lites and no ambitions after a black out whirlwind of a spring break in Cancun: “OMG. Take me back now!” But take me...
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Reasons I Hate the Word “Like”
Sometimes I think I’m really intelligent and sound smart, and then I remember how I speak. I use terrible words and phrases because I cannot help but catch these linguistic plagues from my...
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25th Birthday Woes (QuarterLyfeCrisis Revival!)
Praise Baby Jesus in a manger surrounded by various domesticated animals and people in draped clothing for giving me the strength to finally return to my blog. Praise! I have SO many good excuses as...
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